What to avoid on a roadtrip

Have you ever seen the movie, Road Trip? Well everything done in this movie should be avoided in order to have a successful road trip.
NEVER...
1. Try to jump a bridge in your car
2. Steal a bus from a disability center
3. Ask your waiter to re-make your food at a "hole-in-the-wall" diner

To see more on what NOT to do on a road trip watch the 2000 Road Trip Trailer